Rainy days and Java always get me down

I've Moved My Blog

It's currently located at http://www.urlinone.com/blog

I should say "I'm moving my blog." It's a pretty painful process.

Pebble has blown up on me, and it's been many months since I've been able to blog reliably. I've lost posts. And now I've got to figure out how to migrate my past blog posts from Pebble to my new destination without all the URLs changing, lest external links become 404 Not Founds.

Why does everything in the 21st century have to be a three-day project???

I only had to listen to it fifty times:

I feel like a freak
'Cause every time I pull out something to eat
For this week
I can’t do this
'Cause I’m Jewish, and
I can’t eat bread,
Yeah, my Rabbi said only Matzah.
Any way you want to eat it
Cold or hot it’s Matzah
Fun for your mother, brother, sister, father Matzah
Buy in bulk for a lower cost per box it’s Matzah
Matzah Matzah Matzah Matzah

Hanukkah, no that's over.
So you don’t passed over
Get your ass over to my pad, it’s Passover.
I’m the mad flow who’s heebie-jeebin’ with the jibbin’ jabbin’
If you want the story of Passover 
Rent The Ten Commandments starring Charlton Heston.

But I got a question 
‘bout the bread that is unleavened
Causing indigestion
Called Matzah
Eat it for a week we gotsta.
No bread, no pasta.
Best believe that you'll be stopped up!

Now Moses made the matzah when he was fleeing Egypt,
Had no time for bread to rise.
He said "Ah just leave it. We can eat it like this. Feed it to the Hebrews."
But little did he know that the week would end up equal
Let my people go
Became the anthem,
So get your damn hands up,
Maybe it will help you pass some.

How could one bread rocket so famous
When the taste is just the flavor of the box it came in?
Eat it at one single second guessin'.
Leaving crumbs on my lap and chest,
And it’s called Matzah!
I found the Afikomen!
In my small intestine.
Matzah Matzah Matzah Matzah

These lyrics are not-so-obviously copyright Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E.

You can listen to Matzah at JibJab.

the second question mark is... "became the anthem."
The line "Best believe a Jewish doctor" I think is really "Best believe that you'll be stopped up."
Thanks, alex and Laura! Now what's that first line in the second verse???
Hey pal, you got it all wrong! The lyrics are copyrighted by Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E aka ME!!! If you want the real lyrics, visit www.suburbanhomeboy.com aka my site.
Hey, everybody, give props, mah man Smooth-E is in the hey-ouse! Shizzle-om and a zizzle-eesin pizzle-ay-sach. (Writing in Hebonics can be exhausting.)<p> Thanks for stopping by, Eric. Nice job (and apologies for not giving credit where it was actually due)!
The "Chana and [rantsover???]" is actually "Hanukkah, no that's over"
Better late than never. At least I fixed it before Hanukkah!
pimp, pimp, pimp...you are the supreme pimp. we are doing this at open mic night at our school. thanks for the lyrics. we are drinking wild cherry vodka and you are pimp.
Dang,,,y'all are doing my songs straight karaoke style. I wish I could be there in person to rip the mic. Make sure your friends know the deal about Smooth-E--half the people in the world still think I'm a cartoon! I ain't complainin', though.
BTW, some of the lyrics are still wrong. Check this for the actual lyrics: http://www.suburbanhomeboy.com/Mp3/index.asp?id=24 There's also a second verse, which you can find in the 99-cent download on jibjab.com or buying my album, "Kosher Kuts," from suburbanhomeboy.com.
Dang,,,y'all are doing my songs straight karaoke style. I wish I could be there in person to rip the mic. Make sure your friends know the deal about Smooth-E--half the people in the world still think I'm a cartoon! I ain't complainin', though.
word homie! karyoke is not even the word. Its gonna be great I have the first verse down allready and thats like a week of Matzah and MSI you dont evan want to know what I can spit from msi! later homie.
i think that "best belive that you'll be stopped up" is "best belive this jew is stopped up"
I got the MP3 download of Matzah (not from suburbanhomeboy) and it had another part like "If you neva had matzah, maybe you should try it. Be careful protine junkees, dont mess up ur atkins diet" and other stuff I dunno. What about THOSE lyrics???
AGAIN...All the lyrics are on my site, www.suburbanhomeboy.com! The version you downloaded is uncut with the second verse. Direct link to all "Matzah!" lyrics: http://www.suburbanhomeboy.com/Mp3/index.asp?id=24
"one bread rocket so famous" = "one bread rock it so famous" and "one single second guessing" = "once ain't no second guessing"
"I'm the mad flow who's hebie-jeebin'" isn't it, "Is the mad flow smooth, even leavin'" "is unleavened" isn't it, "isn't leavin'"
Love it Love it Love it Love it. Haha, I had to listen to it for 20 minutes at work, scared my neighbors lol. I am going to show it to me Jewish co-worker when she gets back, we are the only Jewish people at my workplace who might understand this lol.

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