I only had to listen to it fifty times:
I feel like a freak 'Cause every time I pull out something to eat For this week I can’t do this 'Cause I’m Jewish, and I can’t eat bread, Yeah, my Rabbi said only Matzah. Any way you want to eat it Cold or hot it’s Matzah Fun for your mother, brother, sister, father Matzah Buy in bulk for a lower cost per box it’s Matzah Matzah Matzah Matzah Matzah Hanukkah, no that's over. So you don’t passed over Get your ass over to my pad, it’s Passover. I’m the mad flow who’s heebie-jeebin’ with the jibbin’ jabbin’ If you want the story of Passover Rent The Ten Commandments starring Charlton Heston. But I got a question ‘bout the bread that is unleavened Causing indigestion Called Matzah Eat it for a week we gotsta. No bread, no pasta. Best believe that you'll be stopped up! Now Moses made the matzah when he was fleeing Egypt, Had no time for bread to rise. He said "Ah just leave it. We can eat it like this. Feed it to the Hebrews." But little did he know that the week would end up equal Cause Let my people go Became the anthem, So get your damn hands up, Maybe it will help you pass some. How could one bread rocket so famous When the taste is just the flavor of the box it came in? Matzah! Eat it at one single second guessin'. Matzah! Leaving crumbs on my lap and chest, And it’s called Matzah! I found the Afikomen! In my small intestine. Matzah Matzah Matzah Matzah
These lyrics are not-so-obviously copyright Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E.
You can listen to Matzah at JibJab.
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Posted by lee on April 22, 2005 4:45:37 PM EDT
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Re: JibJab's latest: Matzah! -- The Lyrics
the second question mark is... "became the anthem."
Comment from alex on April 24, 2005 12:20:38 AM EDT
The line "Best believe a Jewish doctor" I think is really "Best believe that you'll be stopped up."
Comment from Laura on April 26, 2005 2:51:32 PM EDT
Thanks, alex and Laura! Now what's that first line in the second verse???
Comment from Lee on April 26, 2005 6:50:35 PM EDT
Hey pal, you got it all wrong! The lyrics are copyrighted by Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E aka ME!!! If you want the real lyrics, visit www.suburbanhomeboy.com aka my site.
Comment from Smooth-E on April 27, 2005 2:55:30 AM EDT
Hey, everybody, give props, mah man Smooth-E is in the hey-ouse! Shizzle-om and a zizzle-eesin pizzle-ay-sach. (Writing in Hebonics can be exhausting.)<p>
Thanks for stopping by, Eric. Nice job (and apologies for not giving credit where it was actually due)!
Comment from Lee on April 27, 2005 2:38:21 PM EDT
The "Chana and [rantsover???]" is actually "Hanukkah, no that's over"
Comment from Anonymous on April 27, 2005 8:44:27 PM EDT
Better late than never. At least I fixed it before Hanukkah!
Comment from Lee on May 4, 2005 12:17:14 AM EDT
pimp, pimp, pimp...you are the supreme pimp. we are doing this at open mic night at our school. thanks for the lyrics. we are drinking wild cherry vodka and you are pimp.
Comment from Cynthia on May 4, 2005 3:00:45 AM EDT
Dang,,,y'all are doing my songs straight karaoke style. I wish I could be there in person to rip the mic. Make sure your friends know the deal about Smooth-E--half the people in the world still think I'm a cartoon! I ain't complainin', though.
Comment from Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E on May 4, 2005 3:43:42 AM EDT
BTW, some of the lyrics are still wrong. Check this for the actual lyrics: http://www.suburbanhomeboy.com/Mp3/index.asp?id=24
There's also a second verse, which you can find in the 99-cent download on jibjab.com or buying my album, "Kosher Kuts," from suburbanhomeboy.com.
Comment from Eric Schwartz on May 4, 2005 3:49:10 AM EDT
Dang,,,y'all are doing my songs straight karaoke style. I wish I could be there in person to rip the mic. Make sure your friends know the deal about Smooth-E--half the people in the world still think I'm a cartoon! I ain't complainin', though.
Comment from Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E on May 4, 2005 3:49:18 AM EDT
word homie! karyoke is not even the word. Its gonna be great I have the first verse down allready and thats like a week of Matzah and MSI you dont evan want to know what I can spit from msi! later homie.
Comment from cynthia on May 6, 2005 9:10:41 PM EDT
i think that "best belive that you'll be stopped up" is "best belive this jew is stopped up"
Comment from TheRepublican on May 15, 2005 12:55:54 AM EDT
I got the MP3 download of Matzah (not from suburbanhomeboy) and it had another part like "If you neva had matzah, maybe you should try it. Be careful protine junkees, dont mess up ur atkins diet" and other stuff I dunno. What about THOSE lyrics???
Comment from Bird on June 19, 2005 8:17:13 PM EDT
AGAIN...All the lyrics are on my site, www.suburbanhomeboy.com! The version you downloaded is uncut with the second verse.
Direct link to all "Matzah!" lyrics:
http://www.suburbanhomeboy.com/Mp3/index.asp?id=24
Comment from Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E on June 19, 2005 8:30:33 PM EDT
"one bread rocket so famous" = "one bread rock it so famous" and "one single second guessing" = "once ain't no second guessing"
Comment from Mangalar on June 20, 2005 9:38:28 AM EDT
"I'm the mad flow who's hebie-jeebin'" isn't it,
"Is the mad flow smooth, even leavin'"
"is unleavened"
isn't it,
"isn't leavin'"
Comment from Andy X on July 16, 2005 8:16:28 AM EDT
Love it Love it Love it Love it. Haha, I had to listen to it for 20 minutes at work, scared my neighbors lol. I am going to show it to me Jewish co-worker when she gets back, we are the only Jewish people at my workplace who might understand this lol.
Comment from Jason on July 28, 2005 6:28:23 PM EDT
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